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Creepy Christmas Ornaments

#11. Demon Santa

"So, how can we give our little Santa figurine that extra little bit of flair?" "How about we stick a light inside his head? Like he's ... glowing with Christmas cheer or some shit? Just do it, I'm sure it'll look fine."
You were probably too distracted by Santa's glowing demonic eyes there to notice what he's sitting on: a tiny little house. And if you don't think a gigantic Santa whose eye sockets are burning with the fiery embers of hell itself squatting on your roof is terrifying, it's only because you haven't seen him in action yet. This thing is a fully animated robot, fueled by a hatred of humanity.

#10. Christmas Infant Comprehends the Universe's Horrors

Ah, Christmas. The time of year when we celebrate the emergence of the terrified infant from the alien cocoon.
According to the product description, this ornament is supposed to be a baby peeking out from a blanket. It was made in Germany, so maybe over there a baby in a blanket looks like an insect larva filled with the shiny half-formed offspring of a T-1000.
They also want us to think the gaping red mouth is actually a pacifier. Yeah, nice try, Germany.

 

#9. Beast-Legged Santa

 

This could have all been so very jolly. From the neck up, this is a nearly flawless execution of the (as we've now learned) extremely difficult task of creating Christmas decor. The lack of hands is a little troubling, but an artistic medium like pipe cleaners or whatever those are doesn't really leave room for luxuries of that sort, so it's fine.
But why, please, we're asking, why does Santa have tapered, footless animal legs? These are apparently reproductions of ornaments that first appeared in the 1940s. Did Santa have the torso of a fucking hairy starfish back then? If so, "The Night Before Christmas" contains some glaring omissions.

#8. Kidnapping Santa

Wait, is this even a Christmas decoration? If you just saw it in passing, you'd certainly think it was. There's a kid, a bag, a man in red clothes with a white beard -- all the usual suspects. But a second glance reveals the terrified kid getting stuffed into the sack, and that the guy doing it is just some dude in a robe.
You can find reproductions of this old-timey Christmas image around the Web, and nobody seems to know the origin of it. The site where we saw thisparticular ornament thought it was German (again!) because part of their Santa mythology supposedly involves him kidnapping children. Of course that's ridiculous -- their Santa leaves the kidnapping to a horrifying Christmas demon.

#7. So Apparently Terrified Infant Ornaments Are a Thing

Ah, the screaming terror of an infant that has been kidnapped by a lunatic and hung from a tree like a shrieking little trophy. This is apparently a traditional type of ornament that we had just missed before now.
This one was sold in a now-closed Etsy sale, but has fortunately been preserved at Regretsy, the archive of Etsy's greatest horrors. The description said it would be "a special keepsake for anyone with a special baby in their lives, or as a reminder of the Holy Infant ..."
So take your pick: that screeching, bound, dangling baby is either your kid or Jesus.

#6. "Snowman" with "Stocking"

 

For each second you spend looking at this, some new horror will reveal itself. The product description says it's a snowman holding a stocking. Bullshit. Since when do snowmen have facial features, or rosy cheeks? Or legs? No, this is some kind of malformed offspring of an antiques-store orgy. It has the hat and collar of some kind of old-timey clown and the candy buttons of a gingerbread man, and it's not carrying a stocking -- it's carrying a boot that we're 100 percent sure still has a severed foot inside.

#5. Godzilla Santa

Same here -- you have to look at this one for a few seconds to get the full effect. Sure, oversized decorations are nothing new, but then you see Santa has seized a car and is about to pounce on it.
In other words, this isn't a case where they made their Santa bigger so you could see it from the highway, they are actually depicting Santa as being a giant who can pluck cars off the street and (presumably) eat the squishy people inside after peeling the roof off like the lid on a can of peanuts.
This appears to be a car dealership, one that decided that it'd be a good idea to market their cars as mouth-watering festive snacks to their gargantuan Santzilla. The lesson here: Be good or Santa will fucking eat you and everyone you love, and not even the Army can stop him! Merry Christmas, kids! Buy a fucking car!

#4. Party Girl

Oh, look at this little showoff! Sure, Party Girl, juggling is cool, especially when you're doing it just to spell the word "party." But seriously, anyone could juggle if we all had a single, circular arm that stretched from one shoulder to the other. Get over yourself, kid.
Actually, the blob-like torso melting into the party banner makes us think the shape-shifting monster from The Thing got confused at a children's birthday party.

#3. The Chimera
On the surface, including this precious little bauble on a list of disturbing Christmas decorations might seem like an odd choice. After all, it's just an ornament with little bird legs. But allow us to point a few things out. 
For one thing, look at those goddamned legs. They will end you, make no mistake about that. If it's not already an unwritten law that Christmas ornaments shouldn't have talons, it most certainly should be. But there's something else.

As adorable as this may look while it's standing (and while you're certifiably insane), that's going to completely fall apart when you hang it on the tree and realize that, thanks to that hook placement that we're guessing is supposed to look like a nose or something, it's now laying on its back. That is, it now looks like a dead bird, hanging by its beak.

 

 

#2. Joy?

Remember that Orphan movie from a few years ago? The one where the little girl was really a middle aged prostitute who refused to remove the ribbon from around her neck because she was hiding a scar related to her past and also spoiler alert? This isn't really like that. The ribbon is just to hide the fact that "Joy" here doesn't have a neck. It's a design choice made purely out of necessity. No human neck can support a head like that.

#1. Giant Disfigured Santa

 

This tragically disfigured Santa Claus statue resides in Auckland, New Zealand. It's 66 frightening feet tall and, much to plenty of children's horror, it also moves. According to this story, The Aucklander reported that his finger struggled to keep up a pace of 27 beckons per minute or 25,920 times a day." That's right -- it's finger does a rapid, "Come over here, little girl" motion. Oh, and it winks, too.

This tragically disfigured Santa Claus statue resides in Auckland, New Zealand. It's 66 frightening feet tall and, much to plenty of children's horror, it also moves. According to this story, The Aucklander reported that his finger struggled to keep up a pace of 27 beckons per minute or 25,920 times a day." That's right -- it's finger does a rapid, "Come over here, little girl" motion. Oh, and it winks, too.
Unsurprisingly, residents of Auckland were uncomfortable with being beckoned to by something that looks like it wants your attention so it can ask if you're comfortable with being followed home. They literally performed plastic surgery to make this thing look human again. Of course, during the remodeling period, they had to cover its face...

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3D BABY WTF!

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The Noisolation Headphones

Tiesto, Armin and all you DJs out there. There's a new headphone is town. You might like to take a listen.

Read full article here.

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Gift that will blow you away.

Mind blowing limited edition out of this world Xmas gift you wont wanna miss!

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Messed up family.

Seriously, this is a little out of order! We reckon the entire family need psychiatric help...especially the father.

Look at the daughter.
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Fat Indian Man Dancing!

Can we request for an extended version pls?

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Worst Proposal of all time

WTF! Seriously....lol

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PitBull vs Barbershop

This is HILARIOUS! We couldn't stop laughing.
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Serious gamers

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I think he loves Brenda

Remember the first time you fall in love and everything around you was her name? Well here's one example. Plonker award goes to BRENDA'S psycho boyfriend!

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Band on the road

Band on the road
Now that's what i call passion!
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Animals are not weird, people are.

A taxidermist in New Zealand is causing controversy over his hybrid animal stuffings which combine body parts from creatures that have been killed on the roads.
Some people call him sick and some thinks he has the talent. He told a New Zealand website recently, "I saw heaps of dead things on the side of the road and thought it was a waste. When I'm driving along the road and see something... I step on the gas, stop, pull back and step on the gas again until they stop moving."
Central St Martins are looking at hiring him.

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Fake Disneyland in China

First there was fake Apple Store...and NOW, fake Disneyland. Made in CHINA! Enjoy watching kids.
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Meet Mr. MyCock

 

Aite check this out. This is a true story. There's a bloke in this world with the name "MyCock". So what did he do? He created an award winning stationary by using his brand name. Not a bad idea at all. 

Mycock is SMART!

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Lets cheer for Tan Sri Teh.

Hip-Hip...WTF!!! Hip-Hip...WTF!!!...Hip-Hip...WTF!!!
You can make anything happen in Malaysia. I want MustBeGila first party to be this grand. 

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Shocktopuss!

How do you eat what's on your plate if it's still moving? lol Well some can. This is simply disgusting to watch. But we know Must be Gila worthy news when we see one.

News article

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Ice Tea, for the mental state of mind.

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World Record for human powered Helicopter

Still trapped in the 80's, these 'Area 54' rejects get together for record breaking feat.

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Puppy loveeeee

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