Ferret Legging

I'm not sure which to take pity...the bloke or the Ferret. This is one competition you don't want to screw up.
This bizarre competition takes place in Yorkshire England. Competitors tie their pants at the ankles, drop two ferrets in their pants, and see how long they can endure getting their genitals bitten and scratched. The world record is 5 hrs and 30 mins. It was set in 1981 by Reg Mellor, whose trick was to make sure the ferrets were well-fed before putting them in his pants.

~Must be Gila~